fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(Source: awwww-cute, via theish415)

Timestamp: 1397723045

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(Source: awwww-cute, via theish415)

cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

(Source: illuminators, via theish415)

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe.

(via littlegirlinwaiting)

romoance:

FUCK I NEED THIS

(Source: sara-meow, via littlesmultron)

Timestamp: 1397721578

romoance:

FUCK I NEED THIS

(Source: sara-meow, via littlesmultron)

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

(via iamsmallcat)

(Source: rebel6, via arefinedrascal)

girls-andanch0rs:

tattoos & girls blog

(Source: hot-tattoo-girls, via dyedhair-and-underwear)

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

(via domimatrix)

coagulates:

Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you

(via daddyslittlebunny)

Just like a man to pass out as soon as he gets laid.

(Source: ohanawaii, via pleasingdaddy)

Timestamp: 1397717966

Just like a man to pass out as soon as he gets laid.

(Source: ohanawaii, via pleasingdaddy)

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

I don’t actually have a personality of my own.  My personality is a combination of dated (often obscure) movie and television references that go over most people’s heads.

ouijawitch:

want this hair colour

Meeee toooo

(Source: myhurrblog, via sexmewithmetal)

Timestamp: 1397714085

ouijawitch:

want this hair colour

Meeee toooo

(Source: myhurrblog, via sexmewithmetal)

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

(via sexmewithmetal)

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

(Source: kazoofunk, via lemonysnicketting)